I Love UPS

by Linus

I went to ship something via UPS today and as I am putting said item in the box, I happen to notice the instructions on the box.

They read as follows:

Here’s how to seal this box:
1 – Fold in side flaps first, then fold down this bottom flap.
2 – Remove strip covering adhesive on top flap.
3 – Fold down top flap.
4 – Press firmly to ensure a secure seal.

Let’s be honest here, if you can’t figure out how to assemble this beast that is the UPS box, then go ahead and ring your call button so Tommy can come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard!