Happy Festivus

by Linus

The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievences, I got a lot of problems with you people! Krueger, my son tells me your company stinks…you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe…I lost my train of thought.

And now it’s time for the feats of strength…so with that I sign off.

Happy Festivus everyone!